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title = "A Serialized Mystery, in One Part"
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slug = "serialized-mystery-one-part"
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date = "2023-06-22"
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updated = "2023-06-22"
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[taxonomies]
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tags = ["software", "rnd", "proclamation", "upcsm"]
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# *Mise en Scene*
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Imagine, if you will, that you're a computer programmer.
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- programmers like efficiency
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- databases have primary keys and keep indices
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- uuids are useful but wasteful (note: NO BENCHMARKS!)
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- ulids seem cool
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- endianness
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- profit
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# First steps
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## A puzzling failure
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