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title = "A One-Part Serialized Mystery"
slug = "one-part-serialized-mystery"
date = "2023-06-29"
-updated = "2023-06-29"
+updated = "2023-07-29"
[taxonomies]
-tags = ["software", "rnd", "proclamation", "upscm", "rust"]
+tags = ["software", "rnd", "proclamation", "upscm", "rust", "ulid", "sqlite"]
+++
# *Mise en Scene*
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title = "A One-Part Serialized Mystery, Part 2: The Benchmarks"
slug = "one-part-serialized-mystery-part-2"
date = "2023-07-15"
-updated = "2023-07-21"
+updated = "2023-07-29"
[taxonomies]
-tags = ["software", "rnd", "proclamation", "upscm", "rust", "sqlite"]
+tags = ["software", "rnd", "proclamation", "upscm", "rust", "sqlite", "ulid"]
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# A one-part serial mystery post-hoc prequel
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+title = "Presenting Julids: another fine sundry, by Nebcorp Heavy Industries and Sundries"
+slug = "presenting-julids"
+date = "2023-07-29"
+[taxonomies]
+tags = ["software", "sundry", "proclamation", "sqlite", "rust", "ulid", "julid"]
++++
+
+# Presenting Julids
+Nebcorp Heavy Industries and Sundries, long a world leader in sundries, is proud to present the
+official globally unique sortable identifier type for all Nebcorp HIAS', and all Nebcorp companies'
+database entities, [Julids](https://gitlab.com/nebkor/julid). Julids are globally unique sortable
+identifiers, backwards-compatible with [ULIDs](https://github.com/ulid/spec).
+
+Inside your Rust program, simply add `julid-rs` to your project's `Cargo.toml` file, and use it
+like:
+
+``` rust
+use julid::Julid;
+
+fn main() {
+ let id = Julid::new();
+ dbg!(id.created_at(), id.as_string());
+}
+```
+
+Such a program would output something like:
+
+``` text
+[main.rs:2] id.created_at() = 2023-07-29T20:21:50.009Z
+[main.rs:2] id.as_string() = "01H6HN10SS00020YT344XMGA3C"
+```
+
+However, it can also be built as a [loadable extension](https://www.sqlite.org/loadext.html) for
+SQLite, adding database functions for creating and querying Julids:
+
+``` text
+$ sqlite3
+SQLite version 3.40.1 2022-12-28 14:03:47
+Enter ".help" for usage hints.
+Connected to a transient in-memory database.
+Use ".open FILENAME" to reopen on a persistent database.
+sqlite> .load ./libjulid
+sqlite> select hex(julid_new());
+018998768ACF000060B31DB175E0C5F9
+sqlite> select julid_string(julid_new());
+01H6C7D9CT00009TF3EXXJHX4Y
+sqlite> select julid_seconds(julid_new());
+1690480066.208
+sqlite> select datetime(julid_timestamp(julid_new()), 'auto');
+2023-07-27 17:47:50
+sqlite> select julid_counter(julid_new());
+0
+```
+
+## Julids vs ULIDs
+
+Julids are a drop-in replacement for ULIDs; all Julids are valid ULIDs, but not all ULIDs are valid Julids.
+
+Given their compatibility relationship, Julids and ULIDs must have quite a bit in common, and indeed
+they do:
+
+ * they are 128-bits long
+ * they are lexicographically sortable
+ * they encode their creation time as the number of milliseconds since the [UNIX
+ epoch](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_time)
+ * their string representation is a 26-character [base-32
+ Crockford](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Base32) encoding of their big-endian bytes
+ * IDs created within the same millisecond are still meant to sort in their order of creation
+
+Julids and ULIDs have different ways to implement that last piece. If you look at the layout of bits
+in a ULID, they look like this:
+
+
+
+According to the ULID spec, for ULIDs created in the same millisecond, the least-significant bit
+should be incremented for each new ID. Since that portion of the ULID is random, that means you may
+not be able to increment it without spilling into the timestamp portion. Likewise, it's easy to
+guess a new possibly-valid ULID simply by incrementing an already-known one. And finally, this means
+that sorting will need to read all the way to the end of the ULID for IDs created in the same
+millisecond.
+
+To address these shortcomings, Julids (Joe's ULIDs) have the following structure:
+
+
+
+As with ULIDs, the 48 most-significant bits encode the time of creation. Unlike ULIDs, the next 16
+most-significant bits are not random: they're a monotonic counter for IDs created within the same
+millisecond[^monotonic]. Since it's only 16 bits, it will saturate after 65,536 IDs intra-millisecond creations,
+after which, IDs in that same millisecond will not have an intrinsic total order (the random bits
+will still be different, so you shouldn't have collisions). My PC, which is no slouch, can only
+generate about 20,000 per millisecond, so hopefully this is not an issue! Because the random bits
+are always fresh, it's not possible to easily guess a valid Julid if you already have a different
+valid one.
+
+# How to use
+
+As mentioned, the Julid crate can be used in two different ways: as a regular Rust library, declared
+in your Rust project's `Cargo.toml` file (say, by running `cargo add julid-rs`), and used as also
+shown above. There's a rudimentary
+[benchmark](https://gitlab.com/nebkor/julid/-/blob/main/examples/benchmark.rs) example in the repo,
+which I'll talk more about below. But the primary use case for me was as a loadable SQLite
+extension, as I [previously
+wrote](/rnd/one-part-serialized-mystery-part-2/#next-steps-with-ids). Both are covered in the
+[documentation](https://docs.rs/julid-rs/latest/julid/), but let's go over them here, starting with
+the extension.
+
+## Inside SQLite as a loadable extension
+
+The extension, when loaded into SQLite, provides the following functions:
+
+ * `julid_new()`: create a new Julid and return it as a 16-byte
+ [blob](https://www.sqlite.org/datatype3.html#storage_classes_and_datatypes)
+ * `julid_seconds(julid)`: get the number seconds (as a 64-bit float) since the UNIX epoch that this
+ julid was created
+ * `julid_counter(julid)`: show the value of this julid's monotonic counter
+ * `julid_sortable(julid)`: return the 64-bit concatenation of the timestamp and counter
+ * `julid_string(julid)`: show the [base-32 Crockford](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Base32)
+ encoding of this julid; the raw bytes won't be valid UTF-8, so use this or the built-in `hex()`
+ function to `select` a human-readable representation
+
+### Building and loading
+
+If you want to use it as a SQLite extension:
+
+ * clone the [repo](https://gitlab.com/nebkor/julid)
+ * build it with `cargo build --features plugin` (this builds the SQLite extension)
+ * copy the resulting `libjulid.[so|dylib|whatevs]` to some place where you can...
+ * load it into SQLite with `.load /path/to/libjulid` as shown at the top
+ * party
+
+If you, like me, wish to use Julids as primary keys, just create your table like:
+
+``` sql
+create table users (
+ id blob not null primary key default (julid_new()),
+ ...
+);
+```
+
+and you've got a first-class ticket straight to Julid City, baby!
+
+For a table created like:
+
+``` sql
+-- table of things to watch
+create table if not exists watches (
+ id blob not null primary key default (julid_new()),
+ kind int not null, -- enum for movie or tv show or whatev
+ title text not null,
+ metadata_url text, -- possible url for imdb or other metadata-esque site to show the user
+ length int,
+ release_date int,
+ added_by blob not null, -- ID of the user that added it
+ last_updated int not null default (unixepoch()),
+ foreign key (added_by) references users (id)
+);
+```
+
+and then [some
+code](https://gitlab.com/nebkor/ww/-/blob/main/src/import_utils.rs?ref_type=heads#L92-126) that
+inserted rows into that table like
+
+``` sql
+insert into watches (kind, title, length, release_date, added_by) values (?,?,?,?,?)
+```
+
+where the wildcards get bound in a loop with unique values and the Julid `id` field is
+generated by the extension for each row, I get over 100,000 insertions/second.
+
+## Inside a Rust program
+
+Of course, you can also use it outside of a database; the `Julid` type is publicly exported. There's
+a simple benchmark in the examples folder of the repo, the important parts of which look like:
+
+``` rust
+use julid::Julid;
+
+fn main() {
+ [....]
+ let start = Instant::now();
+ for _ in 0..num {
+ v.push(Julid::new());
+ }
+ let end = Instant::now();
+ let dur = (end - start).as_micros();
+
+ for id in v.iter() {
+ eprintln!(
+ "{id}: created_at {}; counter: {}; sortable: {}",
+ id.created_at(),
+ id.counter(),
+ id.sortable()
+ );
+ }
+ println!("{num} Julids generated in {dur}us");
+```
+
+If you were to run it on a computer like mine[^my computer], you might see something like this:
+
+``` text
+$ cargo run --example=benchmark --release -- -n 30000 2> /dev/null
+30000 Julids generated in 1240us
+```
+
+That's about 24,000 IDs/millisecond; 24 *MILLION* per second!
+
+The default optional Cargo features include implementations of traits for getting Julids into and
+out of SQLite via [SQLx](https://github.com/launchbadge/sqlx), and for generally
+serializing/deserializing with [Serde](https://serde.rs/), via the `sqlx` and `serde` features,
+respectively. One final default optional feature, `chrono`, uses the Chrono crate to return the
+timestamp as a [`DateTime`](https://docs.rs/chrono/latest/chrono/struct.DateTime.html) by adding a
+`created_at(&self)` method to `Julid`.
+
+Something to note: don't enable the `plugin` feature in your Cargo.toml if you're using this crate
+inside your Rust application, *especially* if you're also loading it as an extension in SQLite in
+your application. You'll get a long and confusing runtime panic due to there being multiple
+entrypoints defined with the same name.
+
+## Safety
+There is one `unsafe fn` in this project, `sqlite_julid_init()`, and it is only built for the
+`plugin` feature. The reason for it is that it's interacting with foreign code (SQLite itself) via
+the C interface, which is inherently unsafe. If you are not building the plugin, there is no
+`unsafe` code.
+
+# Why Julids?
+
+The astute may note that this is the third time I've written recently about globally unique sortable
+IDs ([here is part one](/rnd/one-part-serialized-mystery), and [part two is
+here](/rnd/one-part-serialized-mystery-part-2)). What's, uh... what's up with that?
+
+![marge just thinks they're neat][marge ids]
+
we both just think they're neat
+
+Like Marge says, I just think they're neat! I'm not the only one; here are just some alternatives:
+
+ * Segment's [KSUID](https://segment.com/blog/a-brief-history-of-the-uuid/), released in 2017. This
+ was possibly my first exposure to this idea. They're 36 bits larger than UUIDs or ULIDs, but
+ otherwise very similar to ULIDs (and hence Julids)
+ * [ULIDs](https://github.com/ulid/spec), as previously discussed at length
+ * [UUIDv7](https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-peabody-dispatch-new-uuid-format-01.html#name-uuidv7-layout-and-bit-order);
+ these are *very* similar to Julids; the primary difference is that the lower 62 bits are left up
+ to the implementation, rather than always containing pseudorandom bits as in Julids (which use
+ the lower 64 bits for that, instead of UUIDv7's 62)
+ * [Snowflake ID](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowflake_ID), developed by Twitter in 2010; these
+ are 63-bit identifiers (so they fit in a signed 64-bit number), where the top 41 bits are a
+ millisecond timestamp, the next 10 bits are a machine identifier[^twitter machine count], and the last 12 bits are for an
+ intra-millisecond sequence counter (what Julid calls a "monotonic counter")
+
+and I'm sure the list can go on.
+
+As for what I wanted them for, I wanted to use them in my Rust and SQLite-based [web
+app](https://gitlab.com/nebkor/ww), in order to fix some deficiencies in ULIDs, as discussed. Now I
+have no unshaved yaks to distract me from getting back to that.
+
+So, is this the last I'll time I'll be writing at length about these things? It's hard to say for
+sure, but signs point to "yes". I hope you've found them at least a little interesting!
+
+# Thanks
+
+This crate wouldn't have been possible without a lot of inspiration (and a little shameless
+stealing) from the [ulid-rs](https://github.com/dylanhart/ulid-rs) crate. For the loadable
+extension, the [sqlite-loadable-rs](https://github.com/asg017/sqlite-loadable-rs) crate made it
+*extremely* easy to write; what I thought would take a couple days instead took a couple
+hours. Thank you, authors of those crates! Feel free to steal from this project!
+
+----
+
+[^monotonic]: At least, they will still have a total order if they're all generated within the same
+ process in the same way; the crate and extension use an atomic u64 to ensure that IDs generated
+ within the same millisecond have incremented counters, but that atomic counter is not global, so
+ calling `Julid::new()` in Rust and `select julid_new()` in SQLite will not be aware of each
+ others' counters.
+
+[^my computer]: According to the output of `lscpu`, my computer is an "AMD Ryzen 9 3900X 12-Core
+ Processor", running between 2.2 and 4.6 GHz. It's no slouch!
+
+[^twitter machine count]: There are only ten bits for the machine ID, which means there are only
+ 1,024 possible machine IDs; did twitter only have a thousand machines in production? Maybe only
+ a thousand at a time, so you could use the timestamp to look up what machine any given 10-bit ID
+ referred to?
+
+[marge ids]: ./marge_thinks_theyre_neat.png "marge simpson holding a potato labeled 'globally unique sortable identifiers'"
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