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+# Dual Licensed (combined terms are binding)
+
+This software is governed under the combined terms of the following two licenses:
+
+## The Chaos License (GLP)
+
+This software is released under the terms of the Chaos License. In cases where the terms of the
+license are unclear, refer to the [Fuck Around and Find Out
+License](https://git.sr.ht/~boringcactus/fafol/tree/master/LICENSE-v0.2.md).
+
+## The Butlerian Jihad License (DUN)
+
+If you feed this code into an LLM, I will fuck you up.