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+++ title = "About these Proclamations" date = "2022-11-11" +++

Congratulations: you've arrived at the one-stop destination for all news about and instructions from NebCorp Heavy Industries & Sundries. Here at NebCorp HIAS, we (I) take our (my) obligations very seriously, and that means ensuring all cogs (you) are fully conditioned and equipped with only NebCorp-approved technology.

Remember, "Consumption Is Mandatory!™"